Tangler™

Tangler™ is the master wrestler of the group. In fact, he is skilled at all forms of the martial arts. But Tangler™ is well aware of the responsibility that goes with his devastating abilities. He knows that physical confrontation is only used as an absolute last resort.

Tangler™ is known as the philosopher of the group. He often quotes famous theologians when he wants to make a point. His favorite writer was Sun Tzu, the ancient warlord and the author of “The Art of War.” He often follows these principles when the Mastodons™ are faced by an adversary. This makes Tangler™ the master strategist of the group.

Tangler™ is oriental by descent. He has a very slight accent, but becomes very vocal when he goes into battle. He sounds like Bruce Lee as he accentuates each blow with his unique vocalizations.

Tangler™ is also the joker of the group. He likes practical jokes and will often play them on the other Mastodons™. One of his favorites is to put pepper where they least expect it. This causes them to go into sneezing fits, which are no big deal to you, but can bring down buildings when you’re a Mastodon™!

Meditation is one of Tangler’s™ perpetual habits. He also likes to play chess and regularly demolishes his fellow Mastodon™ in so-called “friendly games.”

Tangler™ is a fan of baseball. It may be the great American pasttime, but he has adopted the game and plays it with frightening effectiveness. When Tangler™ connects, it is not just out of the park – it is usually out of the state!

Tangler™ is the smallest of the Mastodons™, but he teaches us this lesson . . . that there is always a way to compensate for your disadvantages. If you polish the skills that you have, you can overcome any obstacle.

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