When the Mastodons™ held their competition to find the strongest and wisest of all their kind, Musclehead™ was the all-around, hands-down winner.

Muschelead’s™ favorite body part to exercise is his brain. He is not only clever,  but also has the wisdom and experience to lead others.

Musclehead™ is also an outstanidng athlete. He was always big (for a Mastodon™), but his love for bodybuilding has carried him to the pinnacle of his species. Musclehead™ is an expert in all aspects of health and fitness. He has honed his diet and exercise routine to scientific perfection.

Musclehead™, as the leader of the group, calls them together in unique fashion . . . he uses his long trunk to “trumpet” the Mastodon™ roar. This is an ear-shattering bellow that will break windows and blow down walls. It can be heard for miles. Whenever the Mastodons™ charge into action or are in trouble, this is their unique call.

Musclehead’s™ only fault is that he may be just a little bit vain. Since he is the leader and the most perfect specimen of the bunch, he is a little stuck on himself. The others have fun teasing him as he works out or poses in front of the mirror.

Musclehead™ has a gritty deep voice that rumbles and echoes above any noise. He is primarily a serious character, a leader, a father-figure, a symbol of strength and wisdom. He carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. He rarely softens or cracks a smile, which makes his lighter moments very special.

Musclehead™ is on a mission to understand “man” from the perspective of an outsider. His observations are insightful and telling. He is fascinated by the human species . . . capable of so much that is intelligent and beautiful, and yet so tortured by needless violence. He is our moral anchor.

Musclehead’s™ favorite beverage is milk. He knows its loaded with calcium, which builds stronger bones and longer tusks.

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