Crusher™ is the most skilled boxer of the Mastodons™. He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bulldozer. Crusher™ can turn your lights out, clean your clock, and make you see stars faster than you can say “Ouch!”

Crusher™ has lightning reflexes and is, therefore, a formidable video game player. The kids introduced him to this technology and he was such a natural, he became hooked. The other Mastodons™ admonish him for spending so much time with these games. But you can still catch Crusher™ up in the middle of the night playing his video battles.

Although Crusher™ is of African-American descent, his attempts at being cool are hysterical. His hip just won’t hop. To add insult to injury, Crusher seems to have absolutely no sense of rhythm.

Crusher™, contrary to his devastating talents as a fighter, is probably the biggest “pushover” of all the Mastodons™. He is a sucker for kids and is the most demonstratively loving of all. Crusher™ would be the first to shed a tear over a sad movie or be truly touched by a present that one of the kids made him in school. He tries to hide his soft side, but we can see right through him.

Crusher™ trains himself like a fighter. He does road work, he punches the heavy bag and the speed bag, he shadow boxes, and he eats right. He is always in training. When the kids have a specific goal that they want to reach, Crusher™ helps them feel the burn.

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