Blazer™ is the lightning fast Mastodon™. He is the only Mastodon™ who can actually play a set of tennis . . . against himself! Blazer™ is so quick that he can keep up with any vehicle known to man.

Blazer™ is Italian by descent. He loves opera with a passion and often sings to himself as he is cooking his favorite dish, which is pasta for high carbs. He is renown for his delicious cream sauces.

Blazer™ is sophisticated, artistic, creative, and sensitive. He appreciates beauty and always takes time to compliment it, even when he is in a rush. He often says “Belisima!” or MamaMia!” when he sees something he wants to compliment.

Blazer™ is also the peacemaker. He is a perfect emissary, always willing to compromise if the cost isn’t too great. He handles each situation with diplomatic tact. Since he is usually the first to arrive or is sent as a messenger, this is his most valued trait.

Blazer’s™ only fault is that he is so thoughtful, he sometimes hesitates at the height of the action.  This will be played for laughs. When time seems to be of the utmost essence, he will stop to decide if something is politically correct. This drives the other guys nuts!! Luckily he makes up for any hesitation with his blinding speed. He will actually stand and verbalize all his options before he jumps into action and saves the day.

Blazer™ speaks with a very continental accent. He sounds casual, sometimes romantic, always sophisticated. His suave demeanor belies his mercurial speed.

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